{"id":6,"date":"2006-08-04T09:17:11","date_gmt":"2006-08-04T13:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-09-03T02:18:03","modified_gmt":"2006-09-03T06:18:03","slug":"in-dc-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"IN &#8211;> DC &#8211;> IN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a quick visit to DC, we&#8217;re back!  We ran to DC to take care of the house there&#8230;  someone (cough&#8230;  fucking realtors&#8230; cough) left a window open during a rain storm and damaged a wall upstairs.  On top of that, sump pump had burned itself out.  I guess these things happen when you get 12&#8243; of rain in 2 days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>While in DC, a realtor came over to show the house&#8230; so we disappeared for a few hours.  When we came back to the house, all of the lights inside were on, the porch lights were off, and the BACK DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN!!! Did I mention I hate realtors!??!??!<\/p>\n<p>Anyways&#8230; back to IN and &#8220;The Fabulous Fire Hazard&#8221;&#8230;  We get to move in today!!!  That&#8217;s right, today I perform a move-out inspection for Crystal in Apt #4.  I have no point of reference for the damage to apartment, so I just have walk through, nod, look disappointed, and write her a check for her full deposit.  This is the first of five.  Hopefully I&#8217;ll get the hang of it and not cry too much.<\/p>\n<p>After I check her out of the place, I hope to grab our wonderful air mattress and start squatting in my own house!  A little explanation&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>The house has 5 apartments.  Apt 1 on the ground floor is the largest: a 1 bedroom with a huge living room, full bath, and nice kitchen.  Apt 2, also on the ground floor, is an large efficiency: one large bedroom with a small kitchenette from the 50&#8217;s and full bath.  Apt 3 on the 2nd floor is a medium efficiency with the same 50&#8217;s kitchenette and a really nice full bath.  Apt 4 is next 3 on the 2nd floor: a 1 bedroom with a nice living room, hallway, full bath, and mediumish kitchen.  Apt 5 is back on the ground: a small studio with a small (but full-sized) kitchen and full bath.<\/p>\n<p>So where do we live in all of this craziness?  Good question.  The current plan is&#8230;  Combine apt 1 and apt 2 into my own living space.  There is a doorway between the two apartments that has been drywalled over.  So once I have access to those apartments, I&#8217;ll open it up and make the 2 into 1.  For those counting, that a 2 bed, 2 bath (the kitchenette will go away).  The two upstairs apartments (3 and 4) will be easily combined to make another very large 2 bed, 2 bath apartment.  Apt 5 is pretty well separated, so it&#8217;ll just stay that way.  That a total of three separate living spaces, all with separate entrances!  Hopefully it will all come together&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a quick visit to DC, we&#8217;re back! We ran to DC to take care of the house there&#8230; someone (cough&#8230; fucking realtors&#8230; cough) left a window open during a rain storm and damaged a wall upstairs. On top of that, sump pump had burned itself out. I guess these things happen when you get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-supplemental"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/301university.hatproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}